The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."
Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019

A move used in BDSM pornographic videos, B-list horror movies, and sometimes other cases involving a hostage. The hold renders the victim completely immobile and helpless. She (it's always a she) will make little or no attempt to break free and will allow herself to be bound, killed, or led around by the captor.
The patient was fucked by the doctor after he used The Paralyzing Hold on her.
The serial killer used The Paralyzing Hold on the female teenager to easily kill her.
The hostage, as she was subdued by The Paralyzing Hold, watched helplessly as her captor fired at the hero.
The serial killer used The Paralyzing Hold on the female teenager to easily kill her.
The hostage, as she was subdued by The Paralyzing Hold, watched helplessly as her captor fired at the hero.
by shlacka January 3, 2011

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street
by burbman1969 January 27, 2021

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.
by lilmates May 15, 2023

1. When something isn't right, something is off, or something is fishy.
2. Another version of a sentence is "Wait a minute."
3. "Holding up," it can also mean to support. (verb)
*People use this too if the sentence they're replying to is dirty.
2. Another version of a sentence is "Wait a minute."
3. "Holding up," it can also mean to support. (verb)
*People use this too if the sentence they're replying to is dirty.
- def 1
Commenter 1: I like playing with my sticks*
Replier 1: hold up... something ain't right
Replier 2: hold on a minute. <-- def 2
- def 3
John: The old building had held up well over the years.
Commenter 1: I like playing with my sticks*
Replier 1: hold up... something ain't right
Replier 2: hold on a minute. <-- def 2
- def 3
John: The old building had held up well over the years.
by dogwisdom May 31, 2023

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use
Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!
Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019

This freakin' idiot was so pissed. So I just put her on lunch hold and went to Del Taco - take that bish!
by weasel TT January 26, 2018
