Hide and Go find

A Game invented where one or more people go and hide, whilst the others try and find them.

Maz- Let's play hide and go find!
Paul- Fuck off!
Dan- Go Die!
Nathan- Put underneath true story
Nathan- Stroyyyyy
(Laughter)
--TRUE STORY--

by maz_thisguy January 20, 2014

Hide the Oreo

The slick way of getting a morbidly obese female to fellatiate your twig and giggleberries when she says she doesn’t give that neck. Simply place an Oreo, preferably low calorie, near your meat rod and she will eventually sniff it out and devour it and anything close to it, thus including your man meat.

Man 1: Dude I finally got that fatty to give me some dome.

Man 2: HOW?

Man 1: We played hide the Oreo, and she found it and my cock too. Devoured it.

Man 2: Congrats bro; I’d always heard that fatties give the best throat. Seems true huh?

Man 1: As true as the sky is blue.

by Tosser of Salads January 3, 2018

Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World

(person) - The Hide and Seek Champion of the Free World title indisputably belongs to President Joe Biden. While the distinction of World vs. Free World is important as Osama bin Laden is the champion of the ENTIRE world.

Hey is Biden still alive or does he have a body double carrying out duties like Sadam Hussain?

He is alive but not well. You will never again see him as he is not only a coward but Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World.

by $lapaho March 5, 2021

tit hider

Someone with huge tits who is always trying to cover them up.

Eileen has whoppers for titties but she is so self conscious of them she becomes a tit hider by always wearing big baggy sweaters.

by Robert Cooper January 6, 2007

I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna

Hide Whatever you Got, Police!

"I smell Squirrel, Hide your Tuna"
Oh, Shit Run!

by Nick Morgan January 18, 2006

duncan hines

Baking cakes, a.k.a, avoiding your friends in order to homebody it with your girlfriend, or do otherwise undesirable tasks your friends would look down upon in order to impress your girlfriend.

Dave basically works at Duncan Hines with the amount of time he is spending with his girlfriend.

by Brad Plaza December 24, 2007

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009