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Super Herpes

When you hook up with someone who has an outbreak, and they make out with you, give you oral, and a rim job, you get herpes everywhere and it becomes super herpes.
Dude, that chick last night did everything to me, but turns out she had herpes now I got super herpes.
by The inventor of words April 18, 2009
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Three Horses

adj: To get figuratively raped so badly that it is as if three horses shoved their large meat into three orifice's of your body and ripped you into pieces.
Tom: What did you think of the quiz yesterday?
Sarah: It was three horses bad.
by I HATE SCHOOL March 23, 2008
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horseshoes

A person, generally unattractive, who hops from boy to boy in a party setting attempting to come as close as possible to your meat without actually touching it.
That girl has been playing horseshoes with Aaron, knappy, and miker all night.
by godzillamaster April 10, 2010
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Heroes

Live action, comic-book influenced TV-Series on NBC revolving around ordinary people with a genetic mutations that give them superhuman powers and abilities such as telepathy, flight, rapid healing, superhuman intuition, enhanced strength, etc. It's the same premise as X-Men, but without costumes, teams, dichotomous ideologies, and the confusing continuity. Also, it's very well written and engaging.
Heroes is one of my favorite TV shows, dude!
by ralys38 November 18, 2007
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Herpes On Toast

A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.

Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.
Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!
by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010
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Herpes Cannon

A woman that knowingly spreads herpes to as many guys as she can.
by Budadoo2 April 3, 2011
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Horseshit Whisperer

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?
by tirtle March 14, 2017
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