Herp-face

A face that looks like congressman Devin Nunes's face.
by fartasstronaut69 March 19, 2019
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Emotional Herpes

The state when an individual repeatedly experiences psychological insanity and initiates confrontational episodes with no legitimate reason. Commonly diagnosed in the female.
Karen seriously have Emotional Herpes when she keeps getting upset.”
by Andrew_6794 July 01, 2021
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Herpe Bros

When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.
“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”

“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”

“Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”

“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros
by Philly Mickson September 05, 2023
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situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
by J Self November 27, 2011
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Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.
Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes
by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021
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booty herpes

What kind of person are u to look up booty herpes
Get off now before I turn of your photos internet
Booty herpes
by Whowanttofuck1234 February 15, 2016
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Herpes father

Giving a girl herpes, then said girl sleeps with another dude, hence you become his herpes father. "Luke, I am your herpes father.!"
Kevin-"Dude, I got the herpes from that girl Liz you hooked me up with." Frank- "yeah man, how do you think she got it son! I am your herpes father!"
by Kirstyfire June 12, 2014
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