Spartian helmet

When a male puts his balls on both of his partners ears and lays his dick down the middle of the forhead

Man I can't believe she let me give her a spartian helmet

by BlaZeD XXX November 26, 2016

persian helmet

When your balls are over someone's eyes and your dick goes down their nose.

Yo, Mark was so drunk at that party the other day that I totally gave him a Persian Helmet.

by Guerinlagann March 10, 2018

Speedbagging the helmet

The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.

His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.

by frankfurter8675309 May 22, 2017

nose helmet

When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging

Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...

by yumeko April 23, 2011

helmet head

male who has been circumsized

if your not a helmet head she wont suck it

by ballzz March 24, 2003

Drug Helmet

1. A doo rag or a bandanna on a person's head. The fabric on the persons head is usually tie-dyed or mulit-colored.

2. An actual model of helmet used for protection while riding a motor transport. The model helmet (referred to as a drug helmet)has very small compartments on the under side. The model helmet is sought after by people who use drugs and transport their own personal stash of controlled substances.

A man with a tie dyed bandanna leaves a store.

"hey man, got some weed?"

"Why?"

"You got a drug helmet on!"

by Phil Simpson Martin October 18, 2008

Dick helmet

A disparaging term for a male who is stupid or otherwise offensive. Used when similar terms such as dickhead, asshole, do not adequately describe the degree of stupidity or offensive behavior.

"I can't believe he did that..what a dick helmet!"

by Desert Doc March 8, 2018