concrete guts

Constipation. A slow moving bowel movement. When you feel as if you have a load of concrete in your intestinal tract that just won't pass.
Person 1: I haven't been able to take a dump in 3 days!
Person 2: Sounds like you've got concrete guts!
Person 1: Yeah, everything is just stuck in there!

ex.2:

I feel like I need to take a dump, but I can't, I guess I've got concrete guts.
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Gut fart

A loud, long fart as if it was coming deep from your gut, often may feel like you have to shit but only air comes out, followed by a feeling of relief.
Mathew thought he had to take a shit but when he sat on the toilet he passed a huge gut fart.
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Leech Gut

The sickly feeling one gets after eating something that clearly sucks.
Dodgey, street food, public toilet effect, leech gutted
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gut molasses

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.
by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009
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gutted much

if something ironic/funny or just generally bad happens to someone. 'gutted much' is basically just a different way of saying bad luck / unlucky.
1) eric: 'dude i just got an F in my physics exam'
tony: 'gutted much'

2) Two guy's walk through a park and see a group of hot girls.
lance: dave those girls are hot. look cool.
dave: naturally lance, naturally.
*dave falls over*
lance and the group of hot girls all laugh at him.
*dave goes very red*
lance: 'gutted much?! HAHAHHAA'
by CATH XD November 9, 2006
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