grapple toe

When someone has fucked up toes and uses them as tools. For example to pick things up and tie people's shoe laces. Ewan studd has these toes and toe fucks his girlfriend and dog all the time. The dog loves it very much.

Izzy- "ewan pass me that parsnip"
Ewan *picks up the parsnip with his monkey feet and launches it at her*.,

Izzy- "fuck that you're grapple toes have touched it"

by Burtysquirty123 August 29, 2017

gripping sink

When the shit is so intense that you have a vice grip on the sink next to you.

"Hey man, I'm gonna be a while, I'm in here gripping sink"

by reeeeeeeee123 April 10, 2020

grapperhaus

a dutch politician who told the people to keep their distance during COVID-19 and then hugged his mother in law at a wedding.

*hugs someone during quarantine*
person: dude i just pulled a grapperhaus.

by Winnie the poeh October 30, 2020

greapeed

to get pissed on basically a fuck you to someone

“joe how’s it going with your girlfriend i heard she cheated on you”

“get greapeed dude fuck you”

by splendaasap November 11, 2020

Geppettophile

A person who has a sexual attraction to puppets

Puppets shouldn't go out after dark for fear of lurking geppettophiles.

by Burr (Steakface) April 12, 2021

Geppettophile

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken

Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile

by Queefburgler April 29, 2021

geppyz

Really cool person who hasn't made me their moot 💔

I love geppyz content!

Me too but..
But?
He hasn't made me their moot yet

This post was angrily made by opal.forrester

by Opal♡ July 28, 2021