Gremlin

To be extremely ugly. To have more than 1 row of teeth. To have breath that will make onions cry. To be incredibly bad at offensive lineman in the sport of American Football. To write phone numbers on your own arm, claiming to "bag bitches" and the numbers are your own and your mothers. A person that should not even be allowed to attend a game of football.

Wow, that kid is such a gremlin.
A: Whats that smell? B: Oh that Gremlin just breathed again.

by a WR November 3, 2010

Gremlin

Danny Knight

Ahh!!..look theres Gremlin!!

by Jessa December 1, 2003

Gremlin

A SOCOM Player and Free Agent. 13 Year Old Male from PA. He owns all.
Gremlin > SOCOMBATTLES

You were killed by Gremlin with an AKS-74

by Gremlin July 14, 2003

Gremlin Punch

Getting sick after having not eaten all day then drinking alcohol.

Man, I didn't eat anything all day before I drank, then the gremlin punch hit me and I barfed all over.

by FlyingKangaroo April 2, 2010

Gremlin

Magic Mushrooms

The Gremlins are in season after that massive rainstorm washed across the cow pasture.

by Little Imp 420 November 11, 2010

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina

hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years

by the one with the biggest willy July 30, 2012

Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014