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Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.
"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

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by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010
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Grumbleslave

When your slave sucks down your grumble
My grumbleslave is a little faggot who sucks my grumble.
by Grimbon January 15, 2018
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Grimbleborg

A word to describe how one feels while encountering a situation that is both gruesome/disturbing and sweet/heartfelt.
Watching the gruesome scene unfold, I was overtaken with a sense of grimbleborg. There was something heartfelt about the motives despite the macabe nature of the act.
by Shawty Called September 1, 2021
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Gamble the feature

When the boys are down at the pub and want to go for a slap. Go on more more chilli and gamble the feature.
Jake goes up to randoms and says “gamble the feature”.

Maddie & Hollie always lose to red.
by sn0w3unny January 27, 2022
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Humble Grumble

sub standard porn substitute that is commonly found in the average house.
gary glitter uses the mothercare catalogue as humble grumble having been banned from using the internet and being within 500 miles of a school. also could be the underwear section of the littlewoods cataolgue used by teenage boys.
by carl duncan April 3, 2009
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Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking
Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'
by Dave July 14, 2003
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grumble

The act of simultaneously pressing the left and right arrow keys on the keyboard whilst playing Bubble Trouble (on Miniclip). Usually appears to be a swift back and forth motion or sliding dance.
kid1: dude quit doing the grumble and play the game!!!
kid2: but you totally stole all my bubbles!
by fromthesaad October 13, 2010
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