When the dick/pussy of your partner is so good, it’s got you making potentially life-ruining decisions just so you continue to have access.
The pussy’s got my man so goofed up, he done co-signed for her high-interest credit card.
“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”
“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”
by WhoopWhoopYaBoi April 24, 2024

A Canadian Prison term for an individuals that unwillingly has their teeth removed by means of punches to the face as to unsure biting down is impossible when a penis is forcefully inserted into said mouth.
Why is Michael toothless, asked Dave? To which Adam responded "oh, that's because last week Johnny & his prison gang made him their goof because he is a check off.
by Ethically-Unethical. August 3, 2022

by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021

Means someone is stupid or just
Weird or says something that is not needed.
(Shorter version for goofy)
Weird or says something that is not needed.
(Shorter version for goofy)
by Graci30id October 10, 2022

Guys look, here comes the goof troop, they think they're the hardest people in school but everyone laughs at them
by Yandele July 25, 2022
