gooch goch

A verb, adjective and noun; gooch goch refers to an aggregate of possessions or activities taking place, replacing verbiage for a collective similarity.

Has no relation to definitions gooch or cooch but is audibly similar.

"Susan didn't text me back, she's being such a gooch goch."
"This is a huge gooch goch mess!"
"I am so fed up with all this gooch goch! Let's leave."
"What are you guys doing?" "We're gooch-goching"

by cheekywench June 5, 2017

Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.

Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.

by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014

Gooch Blaster

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.

Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.

by davrimeh October 8, 2018

Panko Gooch

When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.

After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.

I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Gooch soup

the soup made by shaving the gooch of someone and boiling it down to a broth

Yo my nigga can I have some of your gooch soup it looks electric

by Berk_32: May 25, 2018

Gooch Hawk

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.

Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.

by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011

Gooch push

When you are squeezing real hard to shit but still struggling, you can reach down and press firmly on the perineum (the space between the anus and balls/vagina) and it pushes out the stubborn shit.

Man, I’m squeezing so hard I’m getting a headache. Better just gooch push it instead.

by Crystallised skull September 2, 2022