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fizzy pop cock glock

When you give your partner an enema with classic coke and then wrap your c**k with a fruit roll-up and pop rocks, then jam an entire pack of mentos into their a**. Then proceed to have a**l s*x with them until you either buss or are forced out at mach f**k from their a** that has now become a legal weapon
"I gave my girl a fizzy pop cock glock last night and now the bed sheets, walls, and my self esteem are soaked with coke".
by Subaluwa October 22, 2025
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GAWK GAWK MY GLOCK

Every child to face the earth This is pawpaw now gawk gawk my glock means that u should FUCK OF AND READ ALL THIS NONSENSE
U should gawk gawk my glock silly
by Pygrandpa November 28, 2022
mugGet the GAWK GAWK MY GLOCKmug.

Glock Handler

A person, typically a gang affiliate, who prefers the pistol brand "Glock" for a firearm. Typically a person who is ready to go on drills. This person can sometimes be seen as the intense/insane menace.
"Ayo bro, you heard that he got shot on Washington Ave.?"

"Yeah, he was killed by some glock handler or something. He went out brutal."
by refrag August 7, 2021
mugGet the Glock Handlermug.

GAWK GAWK MY GLOCK

Junaya,Jamal,Kyla,Koby,sesi,nabil,keira,lebene and uma ur reading this nonsebsebse so gawk gawk for life
PAPA YAW REALLYL WASTED GAWK GAWK MY GLOCK
by Pygrandpa November 28, 2022
mugGet the GAWK GAWK MY GLOCKmug.

Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.
Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
by The_Inlander February 20, 2013
mugGet the Glock Blockedmug.

jammed my Glock

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.
by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023
mugGet the jammed my Glockmug.

glock nine

A typical happy go lucky cunt that loves free shit, hates cops and also the law.

Known to only use a glock to execute ones step father.

When drunk, no not approach
sheesh, glock nine... well...

glock is a fuckint bad cunt

or
glock is a fucking good cunt
by not glock November 22, 2021
mugGet the glock ninemug.

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