ghost herpes

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom

I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes

by cdafox September 22, 2009

ghetto goblin

Very similar to the crack monkey, it's the creature that rummages thru cars, garages, trash cans, whatever they can find to get money or merchandise for drugs. They are most often found in neighborhoods and parking lots, and are usually up to no good.

Did anyone see the ghetto goblin that stole the change outta my ashtray?

by M Logan December 9, 2008

Ghosts I-IV

An instrument album by Nine Inch Nails. Listeners were given the choice to pay for the entire album. Or download the first section of the album for free. While many chose the free download, in the first week of the albums life it made $1.6 million dollars.

Ghosts I-IV is the second of two extremely successful free album launches following Radiohead's In Rainbows.

"Should I pay for Ghosts I-IV?" "Hey man, thats your choice."

by bigjhub March 15, 2008

ghettotech

An electronic music genre that was developed in Detroit stemming from Detroit Techno music with influences from Chicago Ghettohouse, Miami Bass, electro, etc. It is uptempo, stripped down, gritty music made for dancing, specifically the "jit."

If a bunch of white rappers from MPLS want to call themselves ghettotech, then so be it, but let it be known that the above definition is the true definition of GHETTOTECH.

That ghettotech mix made me want to jit all night long.

by Jitting Jesus II May 21, 2010

ghetto zoo

To take your new partner on a trip to 'Pets At Home' to see the Rabbits and Reptiles because you're a tight ass Mother Fu.....

Wendy- "We went on our first date to pets at home, it was so sweet"

Helen- "you mean the Ghetto Zoo?? That guy is broke!"

by Calvinhorse June 30, 2014

Ghost of Houdini

When a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. True to the spirit of Houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.

Jane: Baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

ghetto airbag

1) When a guy drives down the street with one hand on the wheel and the other in a loose fist in front of his face, trying to look suave and nonchalant.

2) The ghetto airbag happens when he gets rear-ended or in a front collision: his fist connects with his nose and jaw before his face hits the steering wheel.

Who's the homeboy in the fucked-up car?

Don't know; he's driving ghetto airbag-style, and he's gonna need both hands to make that tight turn...

by Six_gun_samurai October 3, 2018