Get a grip

To get a hold of your life, to fix your shit together, to sort your fucking shit out or to have at least some sort of control in your life.

Holy get a grip

by GuitarDroid248 July 28, 2020

get a kick out of

To feel a thrill, also known as feeling sudden excitement and pleasure; something that stimulates you

I really get a kick out of watching horror movies, these movies really excite and joy me.

by anonymous November 13, 2020

National Get A Girl Day

On April 29th You Can Get Yo Self A Girl (They Cant Refuse)

"Yo _____ Its National Get A Girl Day, And You Cant Refuse So Will Yo Go Out With Me?"

by person1244 April 27, 2019

Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

Time for you to get a watch!

A joke commonly used on friends who do not own or are wearing a watch. Does not make sense to say it when someone does have a watch.

Friend: What time is it?
You: Time for you to get a watch!

by ChampionG December 22, 2016

can i get a bum of those patatoe chips

this means that your friend wants some of ur patatoe chips

BILL - hey bro , can i get a bum of those patatoe chips please ?

Tyrone - sup bro , yeah sure

by chciken wing named tyrone March 22, 2019

How to get a lesbian girlfriend

You seriously searched this? Eh. Whatever. First, i suggest going on a dating app such as amino, if your a teen. Complement them then ask to hang out or something...Ask if she has a crush, then say i do. Say its her... TwT ok ok, you don't have to do that, just become good friends then do something like that. Some things you can text her:
What games do u like?
@///@
Your cute
Cutie!
Hug?
Do you love me? As a friend (for now)
Thats all i have rn. Bye bye!

How to get a lesbian girlfriend

by IM SO GAY May 27, 2020