frozen african dildo

when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself

I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.

by lmaowords August 20, 2009

frozen freighttrain

Shitting on a plate, pouring water over it, sticking it in the freezer, then several hours later, fucking a chick with the man made, shit dildo.

I knew barbara loved me when she let me give her a frozen freighttrain.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick

When one pukes into a stick mold, then freezes the mold, then, hours later, uses the frozen stick of puke to fuck another person.

Man, Janet and I got so drunk last night, I ended up shoving a Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick in her ass. The worst part was, after it melted down, her dog came and licked up the pile of melted shit-puke.

by BloodHound0107 January 10, 2010

Frozen Tundra

Taking a shit. Freezing it. Then banging a chick with your frozen shit. Frozen Tundra!

Jacob frozen tundra'd Carol last night.. she said she loved his ice cold shit!

by B13K March 31, 2009

froede

when youre walking and a butt way to big for the girl's slight frame jumps out at you, at which point you follow her down the hallway with your head down and your class in the other direction...

-is that ali froede?

-no, its just her butt.

-nice.

by weighdingdingding July 11, 2009

Frozen

Drugs for 3-8 y.o's. Made by Disney (Don't worry, I'm trying to sue them)WARNING:DO NOT BUY A SING ALONG BOOK!!!

Frozen is horrible

by AllTrueGamerYT July 2, 2016

frozen time rape

it is when
in a frozen time situation
you are not frozen but the rest of the world is
you can go to any girl and rape her
but.. there wont be a pregnancy or and std involved

Imagine if the Japanese guy from the show hero's did a frozen time rape.

by MASTER PIE October 14, 2008