Friends

Something everybody has, if you are nice to people.

I got, me some nice friends.

by Leb Leb October 30, 2010

friend

A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

friending

when one of your dude-friends likes to friend chicks instead of date them

Annmarie: Brad you are such a cool guy. Why are you so single?
Brad: Its because I am "friending" all the girls I meet.

by Honkey85382 January 18, 2007

friend

code word for condom, so parents, teachers, or anybody else doesn't know what your talking about. comes from the saying "friends are like condoms, they'll be there for you when things get hard".

boy: *whisper* omg i'm so horny..
girl: you got the friend?

by KillerKitty July 23, 2008

friend

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

in-friend

The significant other of a close friend, or the friend of a significant other.
See friend boyfriend girlfriend in-law

Taylor: So why are you friends with Corey?
Sena: Oh, because he's with Linda and she's my best friend, so Corey's my in-friend.

by Taylor N. Sena February 26, 2008

Friend

Someone who will help you move.

A friend will help you move, but only a really good friend will help you move a body (not original).

by undiesinabunch August 22, 2009