The King of Egoslutty Media Whoring who cant sing and who lies about random popstars givin him handjobs and such.
by shortygal July 25, 2003
Frontman of the nu metal band Limp Bizkit. Most people hate him but I've never actually had a real problem with him. He's done some stupid things but he doesn't seem like a horrible person, and I doubt he takes himself very seriously. Fred Durst's vocal style is mostly rapped with some clean singing and for lack of a better word "harsh vocals" but he's not really good at any of them.
by Chris0092 January 09, 2010
The Leader of Mystery Incorporated. After almost 50 years, he has stayed practically the same. His main personality traits are: Making Traps, Reading about traps, planning out traps, etc. His favorite Magazine of all time is "Traps Illustrated." He is also known for looking like a member of the Brady Bunch.
Person 1: Hey, who's that one guy cartoon character that looks like Donald Trump? The one with the traps.
Person 2: Are you referring to Fred Jones, from Scooby Doo?
Person 1: That's the one!
Person 2: Are you referring to Fred Jones, from Scooby Doo?
Person 1: That's the one!
by Itz_the_worst October 28, 2017
of the kindred spirit. they like to eat corndogs and anything that is not fat free. will travel alone when searching through the refridgerator, does not prefer companionship at the dinner table. warning do not corner this species when eating, they become extremely violent and have been known to eat offenders. stay away from the small refridgerator.
by r boccaccio April 09, 2004
Jonathan : Our office is really quiet. what is wrong?
Maybe Kimberly is on vacation?
Wendy: FU from Kimberly~~!!
Jonathan: What does it mean 'FU' ?
Does it means 'Fuck You'?
HR~!!!!
Wendy: Don't be serious man~~~it means 'Fred's Uncle'
I have no idea... what are you talking about?
Maybe Kimberly is on vacation?
Wendy: FU from Kimberly~~!!
Jonathan: What does it mean 'FU' ?
Does it means 'Fuck You'?
HR~!!!!
Wendy: Don't be serious man~~~it means 'Fred's Uncle'
I have no idea... what are you talking about?
by Homerun Lee September 28, 2006
FRED DURST IS A PUSSY!!!
You hid on your bus
You were afraid of us
You wouldn't fight me because you're gay
You had your roadies save you today
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot
Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum
Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass
You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling
You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness
You think you're black but you're just gay
You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band
Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck
You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too
You hid on your bus
You were afraid of us
You wouldn't fight me because you're gay
You had your roadies save you today
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot
Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum
Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass
You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling
You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness
You think you're black but you're just gay
You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band
Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck
You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too
I'll fight you anytime you fag
But you'll have your roadies fight for you
If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???
YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!
But you'll have your roadies fight for you
If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???
YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!
by TheEye5000 March 14, 2005
I didn't know you like to get wet...man, you just smoked angel dust...pcp, sherm, love boat, scabble dabble, lickety split, sherman hemsley, big ragu, hulk hogan, leon isaac kennedy, fred flintstone, jimmy superfly snuka, serrion glover...
by Wayne_Brady November 10, 2005