Fortnight-Year

A span of time that's just like a fortnight, but in years and not weeks.

I've been trying to talk to you for a fortnight-year, and now I've got your attention.
This guy has spent a fortnight-year, cheating on his girlfriend, and not telling her anything about it.

by BM99 July 30, 2024

Fortnight

When a person with an actual life attempts to spell Fortnite. Do not ever research this forbidden demonic entity they name "Fortnite". Legend tells that upon laying eyes on such a foul beast, thy mind shall turn to liquid, and thy maidens shall forsake thy side.

Jim: Bob.. Bob, I searched up Fortnite

Bob: Oh dear lord...

Jim: What does this mean for me, Bob?

Bob: Thy name tarnished, thou shalt face punishment unto the final star diminishes of light.

Jim: nvm I searched Fortnight

Bob: Oh thank god

by wtf do I write in here bro August 4, 2024

Freight Train

A freight train is a hockey player that is so strong and aggressive that they completely run over anybody who gets in their way. A freight train will not only lay you out when you have the puck but also run you over if you try to get in their way or hit them when they have possession.

Guy 1 - "Dude, Ben is laying out their whole team."
Guy 2 - "I know, buddy's a fucking freight train."

by SunnyB31 August 9, 2024

firefighter cap

Tip of mans penis

Flick my firefighters cap (the tip of the penis above the line/ridge it also resembles the curve of a firefighter cap

by Thecreamboy December 13, 2024

Fortnight

Congrats you either spelt a game name wrong or are a major swifty, if neither, use a normal dictionary

Guy 1: You this dude spelt Fortnite Wrong!
Guy 2: Really how did he spell it?
Guy 1: He said Fortnight instead of Fortnite
Guy 2: if we’re speaking then how do you know he made the spelling error?
Guy 1: Idk
Guy 2: Did you just abbreviate I don’t know outside of text?
Guy 1: probs
Guy 2: I dunno why we’re still friends

by Tdnnu February 23, 2025

Firefighter's Wish

Catching someone on fire and then ejaculating on them to put it out.

Rick Dick Wick gave me a Firefighter's Wish last night. It was SO painful yet enpowering.

by BouncyBunnies March 9, 2026

Firefighter's Wish

You light someone on fire and ejaculate on them to put it out.

Last night, Johnny gave me a firefighter's wish. I feel so much better now.

by BouncyBunnies March 9, 2026