fogle-ing

A type of sexual role-play that simulates pedophilia. To be considered fogle-ing, the act must involve the male taking the dominant role, while the female takes her respective submissive persona. In these roles, the male will play an older man, while the female will play the much younger girl. Usually, theatrical force is exerted from the male, while the female displays an equally theatrical resistance. Virginity is a trait commonly imagined by the fogle-ing female.

"Fogle-ing is so refreshing, it makes me feel like a little girl again."

by Sock Puppet JJ January 26, 2016

monkey foozle

The art to foozle (fuck) or masterbate inside of. Or to shove something in or up a monkey!!

"have u ever done a monkey foozle"??

"NO!! i will tomorrow"

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

fooley cooley

A guy who has cameltoe from wearing to tight of pants.
The male(fake) version of a cooley(vagina)

Look at that guy...hes got fooley cooley. What a dork.

by Jason Boze October 6, 2005

Foozledroofinocelism

The study of weirdness, complete randomness, and intense hilarity. Should not be taken up by those with a weak constitution or lack of sense of humor.

Greg is such a foozledroofinocelist! He is the funniest guy I know!

by Caylean January 6, 2004

Foodles

Weapons of mass destruction
MWAHAHAHA

Guy 1: So did george bush ever find those foodles
Guy 2: Uhmm what are foodles?
Guy 1: WMDs
Guy 2: That name is very misleading

by CuteWords, TerrifyingMeanings! May 24, 2009

footleaf

When you're eating a salad and your long lost twin brother bursts into your kitchen and causes you to drop your salad on your foot. DUH

Ryan: Dude what the fuck? Where have you been? You think you can footleaf me?

by Hugh Jazzwipe May 11, 2014

Fogle

Origin Jared Fogle. To fogle is to molest or grope inappropriately.

I have fogled and I will fogle again.

-Jared "Confirmed Child Fogler" Fogle.

by ChildFogler October 23, 2015