number five

when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass

I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine

by poopy February 20, 2005

five minutes

The best response to temporarily put off, or get out of, nearly anything. Most effective when combined with the terms "Like" or "About." Contains many useful applications:

1) Buying time

2) Fooling the other person into thinking you will do something when you actually have no intention to, and hoping they forget

3) Using it multiple times until the desired effect is achieved

(see below)

ex1) "Hey son, would you pause that game and clean your room for me?"
"Sure. Just gimme like five minutes."

ex2) "It's your birthday today? Of course I know...hey I'll be over in about 5 minutes and we'll hang out." (unsuspected birthday gift card run to the supermarket, as if you actually remembered)

ex3) "Good morning honey, time to get up for work."

"MMMyeah...in Five minutes."

(One hour later)

"Hey it's been an hour--get up already!!"

"Alright, alright.....in five minutes."

by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 20, 2010

Freeze Frame High Five

A super-awesome high five, reserved for super-awesome moments, achieved by doing a huge, loud, possibly painful high five and keeping your hands together aterwards, with a crazy look on your face, preferably mouth open and eyes wide. Made famous by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

"Yes! The Meatloaf song is finally over! Freeze frame high five!"

by xXxCAITLYNxXx January 13, 2009

Russian Five

The first all Russian, 5-man skating unit in the history of the National Hockey League. Formed by the Detroit Red Wings in the mid-nineties, the line consisted of Sergei Federov, Slava Kozlov, Igor Larionov, Slava Fetisov, and Vladimir Konstantinov. It was this lineup that helped lead the Detoit Red Wings to win the Stanley Cup in the 1996-97 Season, their first in 42 years. The dominance of the Russian Five came to an abrupt end after the Championship win, with Vladimir Konstantinov suffering career-ending injries in a limousine accident with fellow player Slava Fetisov, and team masseur Sergei Mnatsakanov.

When the Russian Five skated onto the ice, the fans at Joe Louis Arena went wild.

by Dave Rex October 24, 2005

wicked factor five

the optimum level of wickedness on the wicked factor scale, usually accompanied by a showing of five fingers

look at this, its heavy wicked factor five and that

by S.E.A.N January 12, 2007

perfect high five

what happens when two individuals put their hands and minds together in such a way that causes a sound unrivaled by any other high five that results in a stop- in- time. Often followed by fist nudges due to the fact that the participants are scared of the fact that they probably will not be able to accomplish a similar feat--ever.

Austin: Yippee Ki-ah!
Taylor: Mother Fuckers!

*smack*
*walk away briskly*


(perfect high five just happened, word.)

by A.Tay January 12, 2009

Five-a-drive

A small road trip which its primary objective is to purchase and consume small amounts of marijuana whilst driving. It's main advantage is the result of little to no incriminating evidence against the driver in case of being pulled over.

"yow dat fiva drive wa wicked"

"wanna go for a five-a-drive awa?"

by horsethefan July 23, 2009