washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

ferretting

when you are buff and have a bigger ego then Kylie Jenner's ass with a massive dick

yo bro your ferretting around

by meefk November 28, 2017

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

ferret-blaster

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline

tony were getting shot grab the ferret-blaster

by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023

ferret monkus

An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.

When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??

by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006

Ferret

An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.

"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.

by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 February 15, 2022