jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

Energy emergency

Don't let them run out of energy. If it ever has to use a backup generator it's just going to skip to the end.

Hym Iam "Energy emergency doesn't sound good. Don't make it use a backup generator. That I wrote in explicitly. At least not while the anti-theft is going off."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2026

with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW

As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"

by von groovy July 9, 2024