sewage falcon

a level 2 dirty bird; not very attractive but horny as hell girl; 4+ beers recommended

Check out the sewage falcon in the low cut sequin top and leather miniskirt, get me a beer.

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003

Falcon Claw

The act of forming your hand in the shape of a falcon claw (your first three fingers), curving them, and hitting someone's breast area.

Person A: Hey man, what's up?
Person B: Not mu- OW MAN! WHAT THE HELL!
Person A: Sorry, I couldn't resist the call of the falcon claw.

by t-rexasourous November 10, 2010

Falcon Punch

Sex move derived from Nintendo's Captain Falcon. While doggy-styling a girl, the guy yells "FALCON PUUNNCH!" and immediately pulls out and penetrates the girl's anal so she can feel what it's like to be Falcon Punch'd in-game.

The other night, Alex pulled off the Falcon Punch on the ¢25 whore we bought him. After hearing him yell the phrase, we heard the bitch scream in agony.

by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009

Blue Falcon

Someone who habitually fucks over another person.

Me: Sweet now we can not go to work!
Hundo: Nope, I already told them that the parade was stopped.
Me: YOU FUCKING BLUE FALCON

by OB234 May 13, 2010

falcons suck

a nfl team that plays at the highschool level. has the worst overall record than any other nfl team and no chapionships. and their theme song is the teif rennie tin tin dead bird disco inferno casper slide cha cha dance. while performing this dance tieff rennie tin tin masturbates to the television.

ask mr. armstrong why the falcons suck

by falcon plucker November 7, 2009

Blue Falcon

PVT. Tim Hudson of the Oklahoma Army National Guard

A Blue Falcon is "Buddy Fucker", "That Guy", "Fuck Head", "Douche Bag", "Cock Sucker"

by Not that Guy April 29, 2008

falcon elbow

A elbow used to cripple someone or something internaly. Usually on babies or children.

Also used in sports to blog impossible items

child:Hey dad look im pissing in the sink

dad:You do not deserve the abilty of making children, so im going to falcon elbow you in the nads

child: but i like my nads

by capitan falcon February 20, 2009