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Marrakesh facial

It's a procedure that is usually performed by a thick women in their mid forties (who are colloquially called Patronas), where they get so sexually excited to the point of hovering in the air, thus dripping pussy juice all over their partners' faces.
The Marrakesh facial is commonly associated with a glamorous glowing face.
John: It's like you don't age, Jane. What's your secret?
Jane: I let a woman give me a Marrakesh facial, twice a week, for rejuvenation effects.
by Facialist2022 November 11, 2022
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Tropical facial

Blow your load on a woman's face then throw sand in it
Heidi and Kyle when to Jamaica and Kyle gave her a tropical facial
by Chamber Pot March 14, 2019
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Bukkake facial

A bukkake facial is an exquisite form of art were roughly 3+ men take part in slinging their schlock all over a single womens face, this form of art was adopted by Leonardo da Vinci when he first hypothesized that mona Lisas face was beautiful when slathered in the other white spread.
Leonardo da vinci: mona your face is impeccable when covered with my schlock mona: you got the shit in my eye i dub this a bukkake facial
by Don't try this at home69 July 21, 2021
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Racial Facial

An event where men of differing races ejaculate onto a white or caucasian woman's face
Let's give that white bitch a taste of our racial facial boys
by Zsix-Rendering September 19, 2022
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Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.
“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night
by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019
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Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013
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Seafood Facial

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.
by snatch_master December 28, 2011
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