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buttermilk facial

Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.
After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!
by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017
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sucky facials

by Therealestwordz January 21, 2018
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Digital Facial

noun
1. The act of blowing your load on a digital or computerized image of a person or living thing.
1. I haven't had sex for 6 months now, it's gotten so bad that I had to go on the computer and give a digital facial.

2. Jenna Jameson? Ha! Back in the day I gave her so many digital facials.
by pryztyx July 17, 2012
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Seafood Facial

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.
by snatch_master December 28, 2011
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Facial Dusting

Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.
I need to do some facial dusting
by flamboyant_filip March 24, 2011
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Facial diarrhea

When a person cannot control his or her face expressions and his or her facial expressions are easily read by others.
Joe has facial diarrhea, his emotions are easily readable to anyone.

Pooja does not have facial diarrhea, she cannot be read easily by others.
by Freakycurlhead March 5, 2021
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Marrakesh facial

It's a procedure that is usually performed by a thick women in their mid forties (who are colloquially called Patronas), where they get so sexually excited to the point of hovering in the air, thus dripping pussy juice all over their partners' faces.
The Marrakesh facial is commonly associated with a glamorous glowing face.
John: It's like you don't age, Jane. What's your secret?
Jane: I let a woman give me a Marrakesh facial, twice a week, for rejuvenation effects.
by Facialist2022 November 11, 2022
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