Eugene Oregon

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro

Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."

by roneallm August 29, 2024

Eugene

Strongest core use in the planet, BAKA Hayabusa god to ng Pinas.

Person #1: Omg kaibigan mo si Eugene? lakas mag ml nun e sana all.
Person#2: Get rekt

by anonymous April 17, 2021

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

Eugene

A individual who is good at hiding aks in their bag with extended mag like it's MW remastered with fmj usually found wearing fedora/trench coat

When a Eugene shows up it's time to run

by Chris2289 November 28, 2019

Eugene

Short for eugenics.

Yo dude, you fuck with Eugene?

Yeah dude. Eugene is pretty chill.

by percisi0n June 6, 2022

Eugene

Eugene is the type of person that excels at you in everything. He's the asian guy that is better than you in every possible way. Don't believe me? 1v1 ml me bebe.

Person#1: Omg Eugene is good in Mobile Legends!
Person#2: Yes he is.

by GgLodsBawiKaNextGame69 April 17, 2021

Eugene Akanite

Persons who do not properly vet sources. Similar persons who were convinced Easy-E was injected with HIV, and Kyrie Irving was joining the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2023 trade deadline.

Don’t Eugene Akanite yourself and check the sources and facts before making false claims.

by misterrightmoew March 16, 2023