escape goat

Tionna Tee Smalls, author of "Girl, Get Your Mind Right" employs the phrase to discourage copulation with previous sexual partners.

They are basically using you as the escape goat. It's like my man is acting up or he dumped me or I am lonely, let me call my ex, he will answer. You understand???"

by SarahJessicaPorker November 1, 2007

Escardadente

see lara

by sxy b|tch August 13, 2003

escapod

A word to break hardship. A word used for bad conversations you are having with others.

Bitch: "Why are you mad at me??? Please talk to me!!"

You say: "Escapod."

by Gioseph May 11, 2006

escrapment

To be cool or state of being cool

He is so escrapment, you can't force escrapment it just happens.

by mike6 December 31, 2007

Escaplegic

A person whose otherwise healthy legs immediately cease to function upon hitting the surface of moving stairway.

Why won't that fricking escaplegic learn to stand on the LEFT of the escalator!

by stuandgravy August 12, 2008

escapisst

One who lengthens the amount of time one spends in the bathroom as a way to avoid the harsh realities of life.

During the dark days of the Ching Chang revolution, I abandoned myself to escapisst tendencies as a temporary relief for my spiritual burdens.

by jqtcc July 5, 2011

Escapee

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

I was taking a leak and suddenly a fart escape at the same time,

I had an escapee !!!!

by Pepinoantezana November 18, 2013