Epic Toilet Story

Story of anything epic that happens while sitting on the shitter.

Guy 1 "I had just been prescribed Norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. Having only taken azidothymidine prior, I made the mistake of taking Norvir and then going to the video store. As I stood in line, I felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. Within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so I dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. At the bar, my anus gushed forth a river of noxious shit the likes of which I had never encountered before. Smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of shit I never dreamed any colon could hold. After the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my ass, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. I tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. After washing my hands, ass, and the toilet seat, I left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. To this day, I feel badly that I didnt tip $10."
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"

by derkaderkastan101 December 30, 2010

epic gamer style

When you have a gamer moment so awesome that you can call it epic

Person: Bro did you see that clip it was definitely epic gamer style
Person 2: Man I missed it my entire forearm is in my asshole

by Fortnite Default October 25, 2018

Epic Face

the face that you make when you and your best friend stare at each other and you know exactly what he/she is thinking, usually is followed by the epic hand motion and a few minutes of hysteria, Originally invented by RandyKane.

-Kane, Randdddyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
-Randy, What?
-Kane, *Epic Face*
-Randy, *Epic Face*

by Koozey December 14, 2011

epic fail

Arizona Diamondbacks 2010 Bullpen.

(After SP goes 7-8 solid innings, and the bullpen immediately blows a 3-4 run or more lead)

-Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.

by hugh_jazz May 15, 2010

Epic Beatdown

When you're beating / winning against your opponent so hard and easily, that it becomes an epic fail for him

Rambo's fight against the russian army in First Blood Part II is an epic beatdown.

by Snusfinder General November 28, 2010

Epic Face Palm

When something so epic happens, you just can't help but put your palm to your face with your head lowered.

John just told his ex he cheated on her at the party last night. (Epic Face Palm)

by NerdyNelson September 23, 2012

Epic Thread

1. (n) Internet forum thread that features disproportionately large amount of win. Usually originates at the expense of a forum member posting something amazingly stupid. Can also originate from an image that gets Photoshopped many times throughout the course of the thread in pursuit of hilarity.

Someone asked for a picture of an FJ Cruiser and a porta-potty on The Car Lounge Forums and the consequent hilarious replies eventually elevated the thread to epic thread status.

by TCL Murderface October 15, 2009