Empty shaft

when you penis remains erect promptly after ejaculation

Aw man look at my empty shaft

by Memesmith June 21, 2016

Empty minded

A guy from California who thinks nobody he had ever met in life had ever tried to capitalize off a perceived weakness of his. Nobody had ever thought he was oblivious to their true agenda in life, everybody he met was perfect and wonderful.

The empty minded guy seemed to trust everybody he met, though people considered him ignorant, and his existence blissful.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

smile empty soul

A band that was punkrock but is now emo, yet is still decent, there about only band that went from punkrock to emo and didnt suck ass

Smile empty soul's first album smile empty soul was a good punkrock album, but in their second album anxiety they sounded like good charlotte in

by smoogyfoogyboo September 20, 2005

empty netter

A humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. An empty netter is often a sex-related comment.

When my girlfriend said I never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that I know what goes into her mouth.

by spurtd21 December 1, 2009

empty sleepiness

A tired feeling that cannot easily be satisfied by sleep. You may be able to fall asleep, but since it is not caused by physical exhaustion, it may be harder. It is a main symptom of a Computer Hangover and is not a pleasant feeling. Though it is not pleasant, the feeling is somewhat addictive for a lazy teen with an empty Saturday to fill. It is also a sign that you are becoming a couch potato.

CAUSES:
-- Computer Hangover
-- couch-potato-ness
-- a nap (grogginess after waking)
-- extreme mental exercise
-- above symptoms accompanied by a dull headache

CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water IMMEDIATELY AFTER to cure as soon as possible.
-- another nap (WARNING: temporary! Your exhaustion will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your empty sleepiness will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"

FIRST EXAMPLE:

A: Dude, you OK? You look terrible....
B: Yeah.... Ugh, I'm so tired.
A: Tired?! You just slept!
B: I'm just starting to wake up. I've got such a dull headache.
A: Homeboy, that's what we call "empty sleepiness." Here, lemme get you some water.

SECOND EXAMPLE:

A: I'm so tired...
B: Why? You've done absolutely NOTHING useful this entire afternoon.
A: Yeah, but videogames are exhausting.
B: No, not really.
A: Mentally, not physically, you dufus.
B: Eh, whatever. You've paid for your sins in the form of a computer hangover....

A: Water? Please?
B: (reluctantly) I guess so...

by InsanityisSexy:) June 12, 2011

empty husk

When a male genital with protective foreskin is peeled back and lacks a shaft or head to protect in its harsh environmental conditions.

I met this girl at the meat market and she was severely disappointed upon discovering my empty husk

by Lonely 4skinhead November 21, 2018

Empty Shell

Empty shell is an expression used for when you go for a shit and nothing comes out. Relates to turtles head, a turd that bobs in and out of your arse but in the case of a false alarm shit the shell is empty.

I thought I needed a shit but went for an empty shell instead.

by Ken Walker February 8, 2008