Emil

A man who has not seen the daylight for over a week spending his days collecting hedgehog spikes while taking the biggest shit on the planet

Look! An Emil! Such a rare creature.

by Ubunga March 27, 2020

Emil

An Emil is a swedish, often euroblasian guy with a huge ego. He often helps people but does it in a way which only annoys you beacuse of his huge ego. He's fairly athletic and is not struggling with school. Emil will talk about stealing your girl but he's actually referring to him kidnapping your children.

-I slapped that bitch Emil once.

by DissapointedManWithHugePP April 14, 2020

Emil

Emil thats a simp that sucks in game And dont know bros b4 hoes

Emil simping over a girl And forget tha bros

by anonymous April 30, 2020

Emil

When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.

"Damn, he really only talks about HIMSELF huh?"
"Yeah, he's such an Emil!"

by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020

Emil

Emil Is a person with a penis size bigger than everyones in the world. He is generally a amzaing guy, has a weird accent, and a lazy bastard. When one Emil dies, a new one rises.

Mickel: Holy Shit i am just like a Emil, im Lazy, I have a big penis but not bigger than Emil's
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....

by Totally true documentarry May 25, 2020

Emil

She is very smart and will always be ready to help you or talk to you. She is very loving and she is loud when she talks to people she is comfortable around. Emil is quite an introvert ,but talk to you whenever you want. She loves k-pop and k-dramas and big fancy houses. Sometimes it’s quite worrying.

Hello Emil

by Amaezn September 11, 2020

emilee gardner

The most amazing girlfriend ever. She is the most amazing and perfect girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is funny and very outgoing. Once you meet her you wont want to leave her. She will kiss you and grab your hand when you least expect it. Everything about her is perfect, her face, eyes, body, smile, laugh, personality, EVERYTHING. Once you meet her you wont forget her. She is loving and caring but she will treat you the same way you treat her. She has alot of friends and all of them love her, but not as much as her boyfriend does. Her boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world cause he gets to call emilee his and gets to hold her in his arms. She is truly the most amazing girl anybody would ever meet. <3

guy: dude look its emilee gardner

guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky

guy: IKR!!!!!!

by mikelovesemilee September 20, 2012