elvis Chavez

Elvis Chavez is one of the smartest and coolest person you ever meet in your lifetime. He can talk to you if you have problems, share a laugh or too, but when it comes to sports he can change the whole perspective of the game. Overall he is a one in a kind that you only seen once in your lifetime, but good luck trying to get with him.

Her: does Elvis Chavez still talk to you ?
Me: nope! He is perfect I can’t win him

by LeBron James jr18471 March 18, 2025

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

Elvis

Elvis..a really caring guy. He is very handsome, cares for others and he usually fits in every society even though he usually hides his pain to please others ... He is very emotional

Your boyfriend looks like an Elvis unlike my brother

by Dark humour♣ November 24, 2021

elvis sideburns

Back in the 70's, hairy twats were the in thing. When at the beach, a hot chick in a bikini with much pubic hairs coming out of the bikini bottom. Just like the big elvis sideburns Fat Elvis rocked with.

Hey ,let's go to Heath Beach and have a few brews and dubies. We can check out the hot chick's with elvis sideburns.

Or

Best part of an Italian girl friend is showing of her elvis sideburns at the beach.

by Double D in Detroit October 30, 2017