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Election erection

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.
"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."
by St. Bastard November 5, 2008
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electroshock therapy

Pleasurable stimulation of the brain with beneficial therapeutic effects, often enjoyed by those afflicted by otherwise intolerable mental illnesses.
Here in this fine institution for the hopelessly depressed, patients experience the pleasure of electroshock therapy.
by CoherentDelirium January 2, 2007
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election

A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...
Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.

Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.

Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!
by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005
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Electronified

For something to have gained,or become electronic
Now that my door bell has become electronified i will be able to hear it more clearly now
by Remington.D July 29, 2008
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ElectroniMetal

Type of genre that combines aspects of metal and electronica. Similar in style to electronicore but is different in the same sense that metal is to hardcore.
Whisper Scream is an electronimetal band.
by Scummditty January 3, 2008
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Electronic Masturdation

modern version of foreplay; maturbation between mutual partners via webcam, usually accompanied by dirty talk via IM or phone
I met him through an online dating site, but have not met face-to-face yet...just did electronic masturdation.
by bigredone2010 February 23, 2010
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electronic laugh track

The online/text equivalent of the tv sitcom laugh track. Used to show an intended joke, sarcasm, or that something is funny when talking via text only (i.e. online "chatting" or text messaging). Can be either in text form, as per "lol", "lmao", etc, or can be in symbol form, i.e. :P, :D,etc
"Hey Ian, you are a fantastic dancer, lol"
"are you fucking kidding me? why do you always use that E-L-T (electronic laugh track) b.s.? i get that you joking without it"
by Ian's friend November 1, 2009
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