That is when you hang yourself and wank at the same time. The great Buddha was the first one to leran this mastery.
by Rapemaster42069 November 16, 2018
When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done
I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.
by MarianneM August 16, 2016
When you cum on an obese pigs snout and poop ok it’s ears then ride it around your neighborhood like a horse, commonly done in Alabama and Mississippi.
by tripod 8 November 02, 2018
The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
by UIU Speed Team August 30, 2022
When a man (Fuck you trans niggers) Splurges uncontrollably at a subject, usually a minor, and at least has to nut 10 gallons worth of cum.
by Ilovemcminers March 18, 2024
"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"
by WGHSci October 09, 2023
The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017