Name for the following act.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 10, 2022
When you take your pointer, middle, and ring finger on both hands and insert in to a vagina, then pull them apart. Your hands should look like claws.
Guy1: dude im gonna eagle grab that bitch so hard and see how she likes that!
guy2: Dude! Thats so Gross!
guy2: Dude! Thats so Gross!
by Seaside Kid November 16, 2010
by tttt894 November 28, 2017
defeating the boss character Ridley in one of the metroid games (especially super Metroid). the term originates from a series of meme posts from nintendo's short lived social network where the person (likely a young child) known as "Pauly" played through Super Metroid posting hilariously cringey posts like "why can't metroid crawl?!?!"
by ojo_tango October 21, 2021
Whilst in the sexual act of anal, the recipient has an epileptic seizure causing their butthole to squeeze down the penetrator’s penis
by ChunkyButFunky March 26, 2018
by mdbecker21 September 05, 2014
A special species of Eagles located only in Australia & a place far away that you're not supposed to know about.
by Arden Middle School October 18, 2006