shooting a deer

to perform male masturbation involving the hand and the penis.

friend: why didnt you text me last night??
deer shooter: sorry brah i was shooting a deer

by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011

Deer

a male who appears to get girls, but in reality doesn't

A: Dude, I'm totally gonna nail that chick.
B: No chance man, stop being such a deer.

by greenman81 June 7, 2011

Ba-Deerp-a-dur

a moment of utter stupidity, or synapsis misfireing, where an action can be moronic, or comically dumb. or a brain fart with no explaination.

a-" have you seen my glasses?" he asked."i just had them a second ago."
b-"ba-deerp-a-dur, ted, they're on top of your head"

by imstilltruble May 25, 2008

Nigger-deer

Combination of the words "nigger" and "commandeer;" where commandeer is the confiscation of a vehicle for military use, nigger-deering is confiscation by theft for personal use. Nigger-deering is often followed by driving while intoxicated (by most likely multiple substances), listening to loud music, and speeding.

Person 1: I saw that Tyrese got a new vehicle?

Person 2: Yeah he nigger-deered it down on 12th Street.

by P-Money315 January 6, 2010

Deerfield

Located in Massachusetts, US. Zip code is 01342, Eaglebrook School, the maximum security facility is located in Deerfield.

I love deerfield

by Eaglebrook School November 14, 2010

Uber Duber

when no other words can describe just how amazing something is or can be.

Dam that girl is "Uber Duber"
I am feeling "Uber Duber tonight
Congratulations you have the job "Uber Duber"

by Cayden Zepp June 22, 2012

Case Of Deer

How a redneck orders a quesadilla at a mexican restaurant, thinking that it he is ordering either some Pabst or raw venison.

See also Boritta and Whack a Mole.

"Welcome to Casa Blanco, can I take your order?"

hic..."Yeah, kin ah git ah case of deer and a boritta, wit a side uh whack a mole?"

by LickenMyCrachen February 27, 2007