Dry Robe

A smug, middle class, middle age, mainly female person. Found at the waters edge with their bucket (containing crocs, bright orange PE bag & waterproof camera for taking selfies in the sea)

Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"

Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.

I met a total Dry Robe last night at Jons party, boasting about how efficient her new Philippino cleaner is at getting the sand out of the shower tray

by Torbaydos February 11, 2022

dry bill

Opposite of a Wet Willie a Dry Bill is when you stick your finger in someone’s ear dry

I’m gonna give you a dry bill

by Kurtis Akers December 5, 2017

Dry Trick

To be strung along as you give gifts, favors, time or money to any person who you want to have sex with but will not/did not have sex with you.

I thought we were having sex tonight, but it ended up a dry trick.
She only wants me as a sugar daddy, but she better know I ain't dry tricking!

by Jock Hairis September 19, 2012

perfectly dry

The condition of Ben Shapiro's wife's pussy.

Ben: My wife has a perfectly dry p word
guy: no one asked Ben
Ben: she is also a doctor
guy: no one asked Ben

by nigger37487209852 September 15, 2020

Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.

John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?

by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010

Gone Dry

When you've masturbated so much in recent time that you cannot ejaculate for a certain amount of time; this 'cooldown' greatly hinders an adolescents ability to ejaculate and therefor reduces pleasure from any sort of intercourse. It can last anywhere from a couple of hours to a few days.

Erick: Dude, what happened? You look horrible.
Jonathan: I've gone dry...

by Pseudonym987 March 28, 2010

Dick Dry

Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.

You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.

by Justasaying May 18, 2019