When you are attacked by handfuls of clay in retaliation to an ambush. This often leads to being completely covered in clay and needing to purchase a new cell phone, shoes, glasses, etc.
Our professor brought Dooms Clay upon three students when they attacked his ceramics class with nerf guns.
by Ultimate Fist Pump February 9, 2010

by Papagee May 6, 2010

Oral Sexual Act: the forming of a seal between the facial lips and the recipients penor during an erectile period and the introduction of blowing down the japanese mans eye causing immediate paralysis and often death.
awright luv, give us a doom job
Steven Hawkins is the result of 3rd dregree doom jobs
she doomed me so hard i almost died
Steven Hawkins is the result of 3rd dregree doom jobs
she doomed me so hard i almost died
by 16Willis July 8, 2010

by Intelligence001 April 26, 2019

Will single-handedly DOOM your soul, no matter who ever tf you are. He will be the god of earth in 4 days
by Tectone April 6, 2021

a dark lingering mass; usually eminating from a putrid gastric bowel movement; the stench from a black goo that typically leaves its assailant with a 'churnobally' sensation in the gut.
the assailant: "dude, I don't feel so good"
the victim: "omg, what the fuck was that?"
the assailant: "augh, sorry man - I let go of a doom plume"
the victim: "omg, what the fuck was that?"
the assailant: "augh, sorry man - I let go of a doom plume"
by zap cigar December 14, 2010

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.
'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'
by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016
