a dark lingering mass; usually eminating from a putrid gastric bowel movement; the stench from a black goo that typically leaves its assailant with a 'churnobally' sensation in the gut.
the assailant: "dude, I don't feel so good"
the victim: "omg, what the fuck was that?"
the assailant: "augh, sorry man - I let go of a doom plume"
the victim: "omg, what the fuck was that?"
the assailant: "augh, sorry man - I let go of a doom plume"
by zap cigar December 14, 2010

by SZ ran out of chips December 12, 2018

by CharredRemains July 3, 2014

It's a very phrase to describe a child raper. Someone who likes to rape children and goes to many locations
Beware of him and if you see him, DO NOT GO NEAR HIM
Beware of him and if you see him, DO NOT GO NEAR HIM
by Boom da best April 13, 2020

by Doom Tntina October 5, 2020

by Meat an June 8, 2016

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.
'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'
by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016
