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dingle-john

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.
Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.
by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008
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Dingle Dumbass

Someone who is beyond a dumbass. Thier intelligence is equivelent to the clinging fecal matter against your buttchecks. Used to refer to people who are intentionally stupid to gain attention.
J.C.-Did she just walk into the door?
Mike-Yea, but shes hot.
J.C.-She's such a fucking Dingle Dumbass
by daniroo March 24, 2009
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dingleberry diving

The act of performing oral sex on one's anus. Also commomly referred to as tossing one's salad.
Keyless "You end up hookin' up with that snaggletoothed waitress last weekend?"

Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."

Keyless "Elaborate."

Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."

Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."
by Bosh Jurton September 12, 2011
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dingleberry stache

When one person with a thick mustache proceeds to give another person a rim job and collects the dingleberries in thier mustache.
The receptionist at the hospital still has a dingleberry stache from last night.
by jnager September 5, 2012
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Dinclehole

Dinclehole (noun) is used as an insult towards someone. Usually it is used as a general insult, similar to calling someone a butt. It's been included into a rap called "Yo Yo Yo, You Dinclehole."
"Yo yo yo, you dinclehole
You suck at life and you look like a troll
At least I have a soul
No you don't
Oh. You don't even know what fun means you're such a typical wannabe
Sure that's me but people actually like me, they run away from you cause you smell like a butt
Shut it, you mole. Like whaaaaaat?
You calling' me a mole, huh? You used to cry cause all you got was coal
When I was like five. Anyway, back to the point
You're such a dincle-dinclehole

Dinclehole
Dinclehole
Whaaaaat?"
If lost at words in a fight with your father, just call him a dinclehole.
"Why are you such a dinclehole, dad?"
by dontrunthinthehalls March 9, 2019
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dingleberry blaster

The action of placing a firecracker lightly against your bunghole and lighting it to then blast away the dingleberries
Timmy: *places firecracker on hairy bunghole*
Joey: *lights the bitch up*
Timmy: *screams like a little bitch as hair, shit and firecracker flys across the room*
Joey: *laughing his dick off*

“Chill out man it’s just a dingleberry blaster! Don’t be a bitch”
by Suck-a-nigga-dick-69 December 4, 2019
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Dickledore

Dickledore:
The act of having and using a penis wise and magical. With abilities to cast spells over the female gender.
Bill got in an argument over his missing part of the rent, he dickledored his way out of it and now she is happily making him a sandwich.
by Serbio XXX January 6, 2020
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