zellers dink

aka "Z.D." A stinky film left on your johnson after having sex with a dirty slut. From the cheap, low-end discount department store in Canada called Zellers.
Man, I got a nasty case of zellers dink from that ho last night...
by gordberg October 11, 2006
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pink dink

A raw, painful state of the penis, caused by excessive masturbation and/or sexual acts.
Jason tried to rub one out for the seventh time in one day, but had to stop because he had a raunchy case of pink dink.
by ibomb April 23, 2007
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Inky Dink

Half midget, half beast...long nails,long shaggy hair,knobby knees,runs fast doesn't like light...only comes out at night...it's a green creature with white ghostly fog around it with bright green eyes. Eats garbage.
Jesus's crist it's the inky dink! Run!
by BunnyBae2211 March 26, 2015
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Inky Dink

Half-midget, Half-beast
Boy, did you just see that inky dink?
by Hector VanMannMilliGroat September 28, 2007
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shrinky dink

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.
He must be on his shrinky dink, he's acting like a biotch.
by JeStKa October 23, 2010
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Da-Dinks

Really annoying enemies in LOZ: Wind Waker that appear in limitless packs and follow you everywhere if you don't kill them. Named for the sound they make.
Holy crap, I didn't know Da-Dinks could jump!
by Amelia Q November 15, 2004
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dinosaur dink

A weiner that is flakey and shaped like a triceratops.
She dumped me because she said i had a dinosaur dink.
by Brandon Magee April 11, 2006
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