dingleberry

a piece of feces that is stucto your asshair. very hard to get out. i recomend using lotion.

mom hears a scream from the bathroom
mom: what the hell was that?
Son: Nothing mom i just ripped a dingleberry from my ass

by pooptown mcgee April 10, 2011

dingleberry

a nerd that is named Suryaa/a indin that is weird and a dingus/ur weird uncle on ur mom's side

shut ur dingleberry ass up

by tareeky March 19, 2022

Dingleberry

A word to describe a compulsive, outright liar.

A dingleberry might say some of these things:

“See that stock image over there? I know those people...”
“I got in a fight on the first day of middle school, AND got a detention”

by b012203 June 26, 2020

Dingleberry

Trump like qualities

This dingleberry here! 🙄

by Michelle Gleghorn February 15, 2020

Dingleberry

An EUC device. It looks like it's dangling off of your ass like a dingleberry. Especially when you sit on an EUC

Look at that guy riding the EUC over there. It looks like a dingleberry hanging off of his ass. He looks like such a turd

by Plissken Snake April 25, 2021

Dingleberry Catch

When someone has dingleberries (shitty toilet paper stuck to anus hairs) and another partner attempts to eat the berries off of the arsehole.

Me and the wife tried dingleberry catch last night. She managed to eat 4.

by Daveyfishface March 10, 2020

Dingleberries

Tiny lumps of crusty shit stuck to the hairs of your arseole after taking a good shit.

Excuse me while I just pop to the shithouse but I need to get rid of some dingleberries from my arseole

by FARTPANTS44 August 29, 2018