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bag of dicks

1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)
Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?
by Johnny Papp November 7, 2003
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Dicksappear

When a female on an internet forum stops showing up entirely when she starts a sexual relationship.
Where has Sandra been? She totally dicksappeared as soon as she started dating Mike.
by Tierz June 30, 2009
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Dickscribble

They gave me a dickscribble of fries when I ordered the small.

When I was little I had a dickscribble of a tree house, it sucked ass.
by One Eyed Wonder Weasle January 6, 2010
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Dicks Ahoy

The process of dipping your penis into moist cookie dough and then having your partner gargle it.
Jamal had waited all day for Gabi to Dicks Ahoy him while watching Pokemon.
by dil3mma October 15, 2014
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cunty-dicks

Assholes who enjoy making a bad situation worse. They make you so frustrated that you want to take a gaggle of big black dicks and shove it up their asshole. When meeting a cunty-dick, the first and only response to give said individual should be "go suck a bag of dicks."
Those assholes are cunty-dicks.
by themunchkins February 8, 2014
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battle dicks royale

Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.
Lets not have a war for this area, lets just have a nice and peaceful match of Battle dicks royale.
by I Know Weird Stuff May 15, 2016
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stomping on dicks

the only way to get things done marine corps when your chain of command fails. normally when you try to do something in the corps like a special billet people want to keep you from doing it so they can use you for what they need you for. higher ups are more worried about quotas and doing what they want, regardless of what you deserve, this is when you have to resort to stomping on dicks.

stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
motivator 1:yeah, well i was told to wipe my ass with my drill instructor package today cause they need me to deploy with another unit, again

motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?

motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.

motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.

motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
by going to DI September 1, 2010
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