detective bongload

Kinda roams around freely and collects information about everyone and then forwards said info to everyone who doesn't give a fuck.

Hey bro you need to quit runnin your neck about Brian getting high , start calling you detective bongload.

by Dat White Bitch April 7, 2017

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing , smartest people alive!!!!!

Riley- She's pure evil..maybe shes a man...what do you think detective vanessa?
Vanessa- :O ur smart Riley! nice

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

depeche mode

when translated into english, depeche mode means "depressed mood." there is a band named after the phrase. listening to their monotone songs (if you can call them songs) will put anyone in a depressed mood. the band couldnt have picked a better name. a lack of ability to make decent music saddened them and lead them to make nothing but depressing songs.

man, this cancer sure puts me in a depeche mode...

by mr. bradley August 28, 2008

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

by troubledemon December 23, 2009

I detect a little communism

When someone gives money to the poor in a democratic country, you say this

Money giver: Hey old man, take my $1500 so you can get yourself properly dressed up in this capitalist dystopia

You: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM

by random_dino September 13, 2021

I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM

The thing you, a right wing capitalist conservative, will say when you see someone giving money away to poor people

Guy: here kiddo, have $500 dollars to buy the biggest burger in burger king in this capitalist dystopia

Based right wing person: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM

The guy was sent to the correctional facility for his communist actions and his $500 was contributed to a corporation that built a new amusement park where the poor kid lived to boost the entertainment industry

by random_dino September 13, 2021

Detectify

The act of detectification. usually dealing with trying to figure out if someone is a man or a woman.

I detectify from my detectification agency 'hawk-Livingstone detectivate' with the aid of my partner in (solving) crime, our sexy French secretary and our lovable but lazy dog scooter.

by cabaretnoise November 5, 2009