a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up
"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"
"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"
"whos candace"
"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"
by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022

Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.
Deez nuts.
"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023

by Mattsavage November 1, 2017

by The Deez Nuts Guy February 21, 2022

by therealandonlyrealman March 24, 2023

the unfunniest joke
Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal
Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal
Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*
by funny chungus August 25, 2021
