Dempsey

when someone makes a joke and fails

man your such a dempsey

by iAmMcLoViNbOoK January 7, 2011

Hot damp cunt

A moist, temperate vagina not worthy of such lustrous terms.
Commonly used to describe whoring nether-regions or to offend the general populous.

1. *To the Big Bang Theory theme song*

The whole universe is in a hot damp cunt.

2. Say Dave, that's one hot damp cunt you've got there.

by Batty circus seal August 19, 2009

dempsey

-used to describe old pompous policemen who fancy themselves a poet

-grammar nazis who amuse themselves by looking up obscure words and using them in front of others to try and impress them

Did you hear that lame ass poem? That bloke is such a dempsey!

by bob legg December 27, 2007

Dempsey

A lactating cow

"I couldn't put my garbage outside because there was a dempsey by my mailbox"

by colapowa October 16, 2008

damp

used when proclaiming that someone is funny / just an oxi moron

calle u give me teh damp
calle ure a fucking damp
calle... mister skickmacki :P:PXDDD

by pandan July 20, 2004

Dempsey

1.A Toucan's penis
2.A group of overwieght Caucasian businessmen in their late 50's

1.hey, look at that Toucan's penis! oh its a dempsey.
2.that dempsey is eating Subway out of business!

by LIttle Summer August 21, 2006

lord dampnut

A anargram or an "alternative name" , for the 45th and the greatest president of USA since Reagan, our lord, the savior of this country, Donald. J Trump!

Lord Dampnut just wrote a new tweet on twitter, did you already see it?

by AlphaRaven February 7, 2017