turd cutter 

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.

2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.

3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..

4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.

Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.

turd cutter by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005

cookie-cutter speech 

A cookie-cutter speech, is a generic speech that is not original, is generic, boring, lack of content (and sometimes of meaning) and the worst part it is not so convincing and motivational.
This generic speech usually does not cite any source but everyone known that this speech is not original.

Sometimes, a cookie-cutter speech is able to "freeze the time", converting a simple 5 minutes speech in a tedious whole hours speech.

A cookie-cutter speech is used when :
-A speaker need a rushed speech.
-The speaker does not care about the speech and just want the work done.
-The speaker does not have imagination and he want to try a "proved formula", usually copied from a Human Resource book.
-Is repetitive and tedious, most of the times used by the Head of a University speaking to the new students.
-Over abusing of a renowned speech.

Politician style:
-Vote for me and ____ (insert promise that everyone know that will be unfulfilled) is a cookie-cutter speech.
-I have a dream _____ (imitating Martin Luther King) is another is a cookie-cutter speech.

A beauty contest:
-What do you want for the future.
-I want world peace and feeding the starving African children is a clichéd is a cookie-cutter speech.

cookie-cutter speech by Magallanes July 11, 2010

Lettuce Cutter 

Slang term for a machine gun.

Holy shit, that kid just dusted a bunch of his classmates with a lettuce cutter!

You idiot, keep that lettuce cutter out of sight!

Lettuce Cutter by William J J T October 29, 2010

parfait poopy cutter 

aka thong; divides a rather large size poop into 2 thin strips.

ohh bro... she just started poopin on my carpet and i thought it was just 2 poops but because of the parfait poopy cutter it was 4...... terib layyyy

not another ruined rug! she pooped after the wedding in her dress and the parfait poopy cutter split her chocolate hot dog in two

parfait poopy cutter by brometheusTHEsnazer August 19, 2010

Cookie cutter 

Passing the job down to the next person and taking full credit for its outcome.

An urban way of delegation

Work email comes to you... Immediately forward to a colleague and request action to be complete...

'you have just been cookie cut'

Cookie cutters dream

Cookie cutter by Caketins88 September 14, 2016

mango cutter

a synonym for vagina, pussy, etc
got its name via its similar appearance to a vagina

"yo that bitches mango cutter stank like a fresh gutted fish!"

mango cutter by myclaimtofaim April 14, 2009

dust cutter 

Having sex with an extremely old woman.

I gave your grandma a dust cutter last night

dust cutter by Daddy Man October 9, 2017