Cupcake Sandwich

When you take the bottom of the cupcake (the cakey bit), pull it off & put it ontop of the frosting. The frosting acts like the filling & the cake ends are the bread.

Making a cupcake sandwich, it tastes better!

Cupcake Sandwich by cat in a hat in a box. December 10, 2010

Cupcake muncher

Usually a horndog man who has hots for lots of lady friends. Cupcake munchers perform lots of oral sex on many wanting women. Usually the end result is horrifying. Also, cupcake munchers have a tendancy to have loud pitched voices from numerous oral sex partners.

"That Matt dude is such a cupcake muncher, I heard he ate out multiple women last night!"

"Would you stop being a Cupcake muncher?!" "Its really freaking me out."

Cupcake muncher by K&Eparty November 22, 2011

cupcake top 

Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.

Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.

cupcake top by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011

Cupcake 

A cupcake is a girl that is around men (mostly other women's men) usually with a sob story about their life. These are very pretty girls that make the men (especially in Medford, Oregon & surrounding areas) like they are conquerors of something that these girls pay attention to them. They mostly do heroin but all are doing some kind of illegal drug. These little bag chasers we call cupcakes.

Hey cupcake, you just get back from dinner with my husband?

Cupcake: Yeah and he gave me $500 too!!!

Cupcake by Bianca in the Swamp March 19, 2018

Toilet cupcake

The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.

Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste

Toilet cupcake by peanut pounder April 23, 2009

Bedazzled Cupcake 

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top

Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!

Bedazzled Cupcake by 4bri-bri March 2, 2010

Freakin' Cupcakes! 

1) When you do something taking an absurd amount of effort and end up with little or no reward.

2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.

3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.

(Boy:) I know we made plans to go hiking a couple weeks ago, but I just met someone special and I don't get to see her much - I'm gonna spend the day with her instead. I hope you understand.

(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)

((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!

Freakin' Cupcakes! by 1point618 September 2, 2010