crafunk

Crazy Fucking Drunk, Derived from crunk

We are going to get crafunk at the party Friday.

by Seemost July 27, 2009

crafty wenchism

The act of guilting someone into doing what you want them to do, often through the use of an ultimatum.

Steffi: I won't go to class if you keep me occupied for the next 3.5 hours.
Jess: Ok
Steffi: Well what are you gonna do to preoccupy me?
Jess: Umm....
Fay: Omg, crafty wenchism!

Also... Fay= crafty wench

*Credit must be given where credit is due... JPL <3

by Fayalicious Definition November 11, 2009

Craft Craver

possesses an incessant need to create, and improve their life because of it. When under intense pressure their confidence and intelligence help them prevail. They are passionate about everything and skilled in both planning and executing. They define themselves by their creations, allowing their work to speak for them.

I knew Don wouldn't let the stress get to him. He always comes up with a mind blowing solution because he is a real craft craver.

by Eurica! March 8, 2010

crayfoolery

When an event is so crazy and combined with so many incriminating details, it can be explained no other way without repercussions.

“That bachelor party was crayfoolery!! We can’t even tell Bill what he did last weekend!!”

by CaliPilot May 4, 2014

Craft box

A lady's part, sometimes used for storage.

"Did you have a good night with Suze?"

"Yeah, I stuck my lump hammer in her craft box. Pretty deece"

by Archibald Cunterblast August 12, 2016

craft cravings

When you're Pinterest AF and have an uncontrollable need to build, create, design, and inspire and your friends begin to think you're insane because all you can talk about is creating things.

"I really want to make a desk right now."
"You need to chill it with the craft cravings."
craft

by Sophi_Kylyn February 17, 2017

crafthole

An asshole hipster who appreciates craft beer to a point where everyone else is wrong for liking anything other than what they drink.

My ex-boyfriend was such a crafthole because he only used to drink limited edition beer and told me to stick to my coronas because "I wouldn't understand the complexity" of his drink.

by Diggyz March 15, 2017