Physical Leap Cruncher

Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.

1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.

by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020

Skrunkly Little Scrimblo Crunkler

A skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler is another way to say skrunkly, just longer.

Person 1: Dude, your cat is such a skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler.
Person 2: I know, right?!

by caat_enthusiast July 8, 2023

crunkopoly

Obviously a VERY homosexual game as described above, as a massive sausagefest gets busy drinking and fucking each others buttholes.

crunkopoly is played by lonely frat boys who want to explore their sexuality, their homosexuality.

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

Crunchy Granola

Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.

Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!

by Kag September 11, 2006

crunch a grumpy

1. to deficate with great intensity

"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."

by thetrots December 12, 2003

polynesian crunch

When you sit up-right, and crunch your stomach in, like you were doing a vertical sit-up. You do this repeatedly so that the food from your stomach goes down into your intestine, and you can eat more.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.

Dude, that guy dropped three stakes on my plate, what am I gonna do?
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!

by Cornfed_88 December 19, 2008

crunk in your junk

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.

" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."

by Tory... May 4, 2005