by Pamalama-ding dong May 31, 2017
Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray.
The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.
The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.
by Intomniac June 02, 2017
Most of the world thinks I am a joke but my motto is C.O.V.F.E.F.E. I told you I have the best wurds! I'll bet covfefe is way better than Vladimirs cockholster on urban dictionary!! Haha! Suck it Colbert! Also Streep,Rosie ,Mother Earth and the dumb dumb American voters!!!
by Tonalddrumpakanotme June 03, 2017
Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.
Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.
Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.
"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."
"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"
"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"
by ToolGeek June 01, 2017
Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.
Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.
by tromba June 07, 2017
Fuck everyone else. A variation of "go fuck off."
If you are a dictator, or a Yuge asshole, it's the perfect way to finish all your sentences.
If you are a dictator, or a Yuge asshole, it's the perfect way to finish all your sentences.
by Terrible growth June 02, 2017