Cousing

Cousing is the act of brutally raping your own cousin

Aye Jon, have ye' finished cousing?
Yuh bro,she didn't stand a chance against us hyuk!!

by MarcoIsANgger December 28, 2018

baby cousin

Your first,second, or third cousin's child, or, as a literal description of a person's much younger cousin.

How'm I gonna hang out with my baby cousin? We're from completely different generations.

by Bruce Bentley March 12, 2007

cousin

Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.

by Queeeeeeef July 8, 2004

sister-cousin

a sister-cousin is when your baby's daddy has a child with your sister-- your baby and her baby are sister-cousins.

"im going to the movies tonight with my sister-cousin"

by scrapwebb January 6, 2012

PETER COUSINS

Having indirectly slept with the same girl as your friend via another mans peter

Mike slept with some furry skank, who slept with my girlfriends ex boyfriend who then slept with her, therefore I have indirectly slept with a furry skank and we are now Peter Cousins.

by Tricky Trav April 13, 2010

Pagina Cousins

When a girl and a guy have sex with the the same person that the previous one had sex with.

Example 1:
Girl: Me and John are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.

Example 2:
Boy: Me and Jill are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.

by YoungStallion94 August 4, 2011

cousin

Alabama: Don't you mean girlfriend?

Hey y'all, should I date someone besides my cousin.
All: No.

by sir climer the great November 20, 2018